[Verse]
They killed Metal twice but it never really died.
Kinda like a zombie, or even a Jesus guy.
So grab your favorite instrument and start a metal band.
We're coming to the end of the first verse
Here comes a break, a pretty chorus, then the second verse
I know I just rhymed verse with verse
That's because I'm so metal SMURFO THE CLOWN
WHERE'S YOUR SUPER SMURFIN PURSE!
[Chorus]
BREAK DOWN. Every part sounds like the singer wants to fight.
BREAK DOWN. Don't be scared, the chorus will make it all alright.
Metal By Numbers, 1 2 3. Follow these rules and you'll see.
Cookie monster vocals and yell like a wookie
Metal By Numbers. COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!
Metal By Numbers, 1 2 3. This is the gay part, with melody.
Even a baby could do it, just give it a try
Just copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die.
[Verse]
I have to change my voice to make me sound mad
If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears sad
This is the gang vocal and I'll tell you the truth
It's 4 sweaty dudes singing in a booth.
Music really sucks now,
??
Compared to Coldplay and Nelly, even SMURFty metal rules!
Metal By Numbers, it's not awrithematic.
John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson, they all can suck my......SMURF.
[CHORUS]
[Bridge]
Here it comes. Come on. Alright
ARE YOU ALMOST.......ready.
SMURFit! I missed it.
This is the mosh part. So MOSH!
Or don't, it's your call.
I'm too old for it, I just stand in the back and try not to get hit.
Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys, they'll punch you and they stink!
and look out for the screamo kids, trying out their karate kicks.
Dude, you look, GAY-tarded.
And look out for the giant mexican guy, he looks REALLY pissed.
I wish everybody would just put their shirts back on, it's kinda gross.
This part's still going? HERE COMES THE LEAD BREAK!
Nope, not yet. Here it comes....Here it comes.......GO!
[CHORUS]
ROOOOOAAAA.....*cough* *cough*.
[CHORUS]
